We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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