y did u give ur computer a hand job?
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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