Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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