so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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