We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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