I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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