If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
