We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Randomize
