Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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