i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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