in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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