is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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