I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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