So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
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