If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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