Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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