i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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