At least make sure they are 18
Why
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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