Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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