i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You are the jesus of drinking
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Randomize
