so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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