I can't watch pbs sober anymore
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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