His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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