so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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