she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
