No subtext here. People are naked.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
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