We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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