I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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