is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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