The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
birth control should be required to get into college
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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