Three words: puerto rican gang bang
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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