SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You're a waste of cheezeits
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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