Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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