Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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