What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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