the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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