Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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