One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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