I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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