Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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