He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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