i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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