i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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