i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
it's like iHOP with fire
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
i think my cat just said my name.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
