I just cut my nipple shaving
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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