another moral hangover. fuck.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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