that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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