I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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