that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
do herpes really smell.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
