its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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